Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight

Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian

Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight

Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.

Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.

Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken

Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.

Asexuals: lol nope